On the issue of sexual frustration in the work place: I shared an office @ a job with a sexually frustrated guy. He would only listen to talk christian radio, because music of anykind “could go overboard,” he said. One day the christian radio station had a contest where listeners called in to talk about funny bumper stickers. A man stated that his grand-father had a sticker on his truck that read: “Eat your honey, millions of bees can’t be wrong.” My co-worker freaked out about the sexual undertone of the statement and turned the radio off and went into a verbal tirade about the sanitary and pure nature of sex. I sent him further over the edge when I suggested that if he was so outraged over eating p***y he might not be into women.

He tried to report me to our supervisor, but wasn’t able to repeat the word ‘p***y, so the super just let it go. Dude didn’t speak to me for a week.